6/13/2023 0 Comments Snappy comebacks![]() Your comeback was so stupid it didn’t even come back.Talking to you makes me realize why toothpaste tubes come with instructions.Brains aren’t everything in fact, in your case they’re nothing.Do you remember when I solicited your opinion? Me neither.I would love to agree with you, but I hate being wrong.You are most certainly entitled to your incorrect opinion.You’re like a software update, whenever I see you I think not now.It’s okay if you don’t like me not everyone has good taste.Take a deep breath, and hold it for approximately twenty minutes. I’d like to congratulate you on your commitment to pushing boundaries: every time I think that you cannot possibly say anything more dumb, you prove me wrong.You bring me immeasurable joy the moment you step outside the door.I suppose that you do not consider home-school an option for your kids.I apologize for inconveniencing your ego with my brutal honesty. ![]()
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